Yeah, that’s right bitches… my ass needs a rubbing. One of my sub-missives came over today to cater to my needs, and I have many needs. But today my needs revolved around my ass. And don’t even think about doing anything other than rubbing, kissing or worshipping my ass. I hired a hot personal trainer, as many of you know. Her name is Joe and she has a body you can bounce quarters off of, or so the saying goes. Anyway, the tight bitch gives me these crazy fucking workouts that I do three times a week in addition to my cardio plan, and her workouts make your favorite Mistress’s body so sore. Poor me. Does anyone want to send me bath salts??? Does anyone want to bathe whatever body part I tell you to while I soak? You bring the hands, I’ll bring he rubber ducky. I have a Devil rubber ducky. No surprise there.

I answer the door looking particularly hot: I had just finished playing with myself and was a little sweaty and smelling a lot like pussy. I am sure he didn’t mind. After some mandatory ass kissing, get used to it bitches, I dragged him by his cock back to my forbidden room of torment, and tell him he will be massaging various body parts. Twist his arm. We started with my upper thighs. I would have gone lower, but you know how I love wearing thigh high boots. I cannot even manage to take off my thigh highs during a good rub down. That’s love baby! A good job deserves a treat, so breast worshipping soon followed.

But my ass was aching and needed some TLC so I quickly pulled out the bondage bed and jumped on it. After ordering him to remove my panties of course. I am sure he hated that. What a site! Your lovely Mistress, butt naked except for black, leather thigh highs waiting to be please. I instructed him to warm the oil in his hands and while he rubbed he was to kiss whatever he was rubbing. If he could do both with full accuracy, he would receive a treat. And he rubbed and he kissed and he rubbed, rubbed, rubbed. I am feeling a little better, but the rest of you whores need to step up to the plate and adore your Mistress’s body through rubbing and kissing. Come on bitches. I am tired of waiting.

Did he do a good job? Well he got the best treat possible so he must have made me happy. But keep in mind, whatever treat makes ME happy will be the treat you receive. This is not a two way street baby. It is one way and it is ALWAYS going my way, so when I say treat, you better hope you like my treats as much as I do.

I am looking for bitches who are in the mood to take care of my needs and right now my personal trainer is beating me down so I look hot (which is more important to me than you because I am vain) and I need to be rubbed, rubbed, rubbed. Bring cupcakes for an after rub celebration. Just kidding. But I want to see a hand of applicants willing to rub their Mistress. NOW! Before I go to bed! Maybe I will allow you to sleep at the foot of my bed.

So a little birthday boy showed up at my home last weekend with gifts for me in hand. Naturally the Mistress is the one who receives gifts on your birthday. Did you think otherwise? But I do not take your spankings, honey. Oh, I give those out and I have been known to loose count, so you better be on your toes if you celebrate your birthday with me. The last time I saw him, he brought me a sexy little pink, lacy baby doll. My flesh was subtly exposed beneath the baby doll and I was fairly certain my bitch would loose his load before we entered the dungeon. But he held onto every last drop of cum until I gave him permission. If I recall, we had a very hot session but my lips are sealed. His are loose and I am not talking about the lips on his face. Just kidding, J. You have one tight ass but not for long.

Back to the birthday boy. I told him to bring me gifts and cake to eat off of my ass. Specifically chocolate cake. He brought me a sexy black lace teddy with stockings and panties. I chose to go without panties of course. But I am wearing them now in case you are wondering what happened to those panties. He arrived on time but it was a Saturday and I had been out until 4 AM getting into all sorts of trouble, so I was late. I made the poor boy leave while I finished getting ready. I answered the door for the second time in the black teddy and stockings minus panties so he was treated to a glimpse of my shaved pussy and tight ass before the fun even began. I thought he had brought cake, but it turns out he bought cupcakes from he Atlanta Cupcake Factory. Oh so good and worth the $2.50 per cup cake he paid. (Can you believe that shit! $2.50 per cup cake. We are all in the wrong business.)

After a good tease on the living room sofa, nasty lap dance just to get the slut extra wet and hard, we adjourned to the dungeon. I do not remember much other than frosting being licked off finger tips and tits, but I do remember placing several cup cakes on top of my pussy and watching the birthday boy go to town on his special treat. What a fucking pig! I have never seen a man so eagerly and greedily eat cup cake after cupcake. I suspect he was trying to get through the cupcake and to my pussy. Naughty boy! It is a good thing he brought a dozen cupcakes otherwise I might not have a pussy today. He would have eaten it with the cupcake.

Because I find humor in humiliating those around me, I wouldn’t allow him to wipe the chocolate frosting off of his face or the crumbs that somehow managed to fall on his cock. Slob! He had to sit there covered in his birthday cupcake while I enjoyed a birthday orgasm. Your birthday means fun for me and not for you, remember??? I was gracious enough to allow some birthday kisses on my inner thighs although I was thoroughly pissed about the frosting he left on my skin. All in all, I think he had a good birthday and he now understands the rules of birthdays when dealing with a Mistress. Your birthday is my birthday and I get all the gifts and the cake but you still get the spankings. Makes sense to me, and you do not want to argue with me.

If you would like to book your special birthday party with the Mistress, give me a call. You bring me the gifts and the cake and I will celebrate your birthday my way. It is fun! I swear. Ask J. He loved his birthday party. Make sure you bring the $2.50 cupcakes. I do not like cheap cake in my mouth or on my pussy.

Many people have been wondering where the hell I have been. Well it is none of your god damn business, is it. I have been doing nasty, kinky things which I may or may not disclose. You will have to beg me. You know I get off on that! Get the Mistress wet by begging. Here is a sample of my activities: a very sexy couple came in a few weeks ago to put on a nasty fuck show for me. Her pussy was so wet she soaked her panty hose and panties straight through until it dripped down her thighs. When I finally ordered him to put MY cock in her tight little pussy, all you could her was the sloshing sound of her wet cunt. I made him fuck her every which way until she couldn’t stand it. I guess cumming is only a good thing for a while. Eventually it will drive you insane and make you beg for mercy. The exact effect I was looking for.

What else, what else??? Oh, I did a very hot session with the lovely Miss. Julia Steele and a new side kick- a hot blonde who admittedly loves my tits. I always appreciate a woman who adores my tits. And loves to play with them. So we have this slut and three beautiful women ready to have fun. Let the activities begin. Try to image being tied up, standing, arms above head, while three women torment and tease every part of your body. Three half naked women who will eventually be naked just to fuck with the submissive. Three half naked women who are also enjoying playing with each other. Oh shit! Are you hard yet? I bet you are ready to blow a load all over the screen. Just be sure to clean before one of your coworkers comes in and uses your sticky key pad.

This submissive aimed to please all three of us and he was successful at that. Dirty boy. Then he put on a show for us. After my new girlfriend and I were finished playing with each other, or should I say finished cumming (ladies first), I held his legs up above his head while he was fucked up the ass by a rather large cock. And he said he was tight. You are all lying whores who love to get fucked by large cocks worn by beautiful Mistresses. Anyway, legs above head, cock in ass, and his cock being teased, the fucker actually came in his mouth for us. Now that puts all new meaning to cum slurping, doesn’t it.

Lastly, I have been playing with a very sexy and hot TS. You heard me boys: a TS. What does that mean? Hot body, nice tits (and they are natural) and a pretty cock (that’s natural too). Oooo, I love it! Best of both worlds, although I do prefer pussy to cock, but I love a nice cock. And I know you do too. Tits and cock. Yummy. So we got together for a hot session of torment. I think that little slut submissive wanted to be fucked up the ass by real cock the way he kept sticking his ass out and rubbing it against her panties, making her hard and wet. FUCKING WHORE! I should have bent him over and fucked him up the ass with one of mine. No lube, just spit. The way I like it.

So there are a few stories to wet the tips of your cocks. Do not forget to lick the pre-cum up for the Mistress. You know I love feeding you boys your own jizz. Someone has to put you in your place and that someone is me.

Love you all and sorry it has been so long. I promise to write one a week and if I do not, come over and I will gladly punish you for my slacking. I like the sound of that. I never have to take responsibility for my action when I can punish one of you cunts for my actions. It is a perfect system for me. I love my job!!!!