I have to put up with Crazy Dick’s idiotic IM’s all day so I thought I would share with everyone the bullshit I put up with.

Insane Richard: are we still on for Monday at noon Birthday girl?
Mistress Rikka: yes we are
Insane Richard: last year you were in a good mood in December….is that true again.
Mistress Rikka: NO
Mistress Rikka: ASSHOLE
Insane Richard: you are so cool
Insane Richard: and hot
Insane Richard: does absence make the heart grow fonder or grow angrier?
Mistress Rikka: indifferent as always
Mistress Rikka: did you ever think I gave a shat
Insane Richard: no….but i love to hear myself type
Mistress Rikka: your jokes suck just like you
Insane Richard: it’s ok if you admit I’m your favorite…..even if i’m not. I live on da nile.
Insane Richard: i am more of a licker not a sucker
Insane Richard: i shine the pyramid
Insane Richard: I’m at a bar and everyone thinks I am obnoxious…hard to imagine?
Insane Richard: i enjoy using ‘hard’ in a sentence.
Insane Richard has signed out. 
Mistress Rikka: I am posting this IM so everyone can see what a cunt you are

By the way, it is my birthday Monday so send gifts!